Friday, April 18, 2008
Du...
我把梦撕了一页 不懂明天该怎么写 冷冷的街冷冷的灯照着谁 一场雨湿了一夜 你的温柔该怎么给 冷冷的风冷冷的吹不停歇 那个人在天桥下 留下等待工作的电话号码 我想问他多少人打给他 随手翻开电话上 那本指引迷途心灵的密码 我的未来依然没有解答 旧电话撕了一页 我的朋友还剩下谁 冷冷的心冷冷的梦在哽咽 两个人撕了一夜 抱得再紧也不能睡 冷冷的你冷冷的泪湿了夜
Thursday, April 10, 2008
Internet Fortunes...
Now, that IS a joke...at the end of a long and tiring working day, sometimes i just browsed thru those stupid jokes just to have a bit of laugh. Believe it or not, sometimes it DOES works.
Tommorrow is the last day of my 1 week holiday back in my hometown, come back to office, and start my engine running again.
People said, internet is a place where u can start up business with no investment needed and may generate unexpected income. Bollocks. No streamyx, how to online? No computer, use tv ar? But, it is true lotsa kids nowadays earning millions and billions through the internet, just check out those youtube guys, see where are they now?
Looking at my payslips, all i can say is.."haih....."
Tommorrow is the last day of my 1 week holiday back in my hometown, come back to office, and start my engine running again.
People said, internet is a place where u can start up business with no investment needed and may generate unexpected income. Bollocks. No streamyx, how to online? No computer, use tv ar? But, it is true lotsa kids nowadays earning millions and billions through the internet, just check out those youtube guys, see where are they now?
Looking at my payslips, all i can say is.."haih....."
I love this...
A Geologist and an Engineer......
A Geologist and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The Geologist leans over to the Engineer and asks if he would like to play a fun game. The Engineer just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The Geologist persists and explains that the game is real easy and a lotta fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5. Then you ask me a question, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $5." Again, the Engineer politely declines and tries to get to sleep. The Geologist now somewhat agitated, says, "OK, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $50!"
This catches the Engineer's attention, and he sees no end to this torment unless he plays, so he agrees to the game. The Geologist asks the first question. "What's the distance from the Earth to the moon?"
The Engineer doesn't say a word, but reaches into his wallet, pulls out a five dollar bill and hands it to the Geologist.
Now, it's the Engineer's turn. He asks the Geologist, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down on four?" The Geologist looks up at him with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all of his references. He taps into the Airphone with his modem and searches the net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to his co-workers -- all to no avail.
After about an hour, he wakes the Engineer and hands him $50. The Engineer politely takes the $50 and turns away to try to get back to sleep.
The Geologist is more than a little miffed, shakes the Engineer and asks, "Well, so what's the answer?"
Without a word, the Engineer reaches into his wallet, hands the Geologist $5, and turns away to get back to sleep.
A Geologist and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The Geologist leans over to the Engineer and asks if he would like to play a fun game. The Engineer just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The Geologist persists and explains that the game is real easy and a lotta fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5. Then you ask me a question, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $5." Again, the Engineer politely declines and tries to get to sleep. The Geologist now somewhat agitated, says, "OK, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $50!"
This catches the Engineer's attention, and he sees no end to this torment unless he plays, so he agrees to the game. The Geologist asks the first question. "What's the distance from the Earth to the moon?"
The Engineer doesn't say a word, but reaches into his wallet, pulls out a five dollar bill and hands it to the Geologist.
Now, it's the Engineer's turn. He asks the Geologist, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down on four?" The Geologist looks up at him with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all of his references. He taps into the Airphone with his modem and searches the net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to his co-workers -- all to no avail.
After about an hour, he wakes the Engineer and hands him $50. The Engineer politely takes the $50 and turns away to try to get back to sleep.
The Geologist is more than a little miffed, shakes the Engineer and asks, "Well, so what's the answer?"
Without a word, the Engineer reaches into his wallet, hands the Geologist $5, and turns away to get back to sleep.
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
Why i loathe these players:-
Adebayor - Prolific Goalscorer, but i'll never stop whining about his looks because of his long hair, in the end, he cut it off, but...i think i'll never stop whining
William Gallas - One more player who has problem with his hair and appearance, my godness, any bird flies past above his head will definitely poo on it
Materrazi - i don't know much about him, but anyhone who can make Zidane headbutt him in the world cup finals shall come along with a very nasty CV....
Clinton Morrison - Gerrard hated this guy, read his autoiography.
To be Continued...
Adebayor - Prolific Goalscorer, but i'll never stop whining about his looks because of his long hair, in the end, he cut it off, but...i think i'll never stop whining
William Gallas - One more player who has problem with his hair and appearance, my godness, any bird flies past above his head will definitely poo on it
Materrazi - i don't know much about him, but anyhone who can make Zidane headbutt him in the world cup finals shall come along with a very nasty CV....
Clinton Morrison - Gerrard hated this guy, read his autoiography.
To be Continued...
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To be frank, i am not very much the scouser's fan, neither the Kopites who knew exactly how to sing "You'll never walk alone" to the right tune never-ending passion. But i do bought Torres "replica" jersey, Stevie-G's autobiography, and the hair on my back still raised whenever i revisited those unforgettable moment in Istanbul couple of years back in.
Now already 2am in the morning, waiting for another match to start Man U Vs. Roma, between this two teams, there were never a question of who am i supporting, the Devils. To be exact, i created this blog just because i can't find anything else to do to kill off the time.
I used to write once in a while in forums, e-mail, whenever, wherever just to wind-up those ARSE-nal and LIve-on-Ur-POO friends of mine.
SO..my friend, this blog is dedicated to all close friends of mine (You know who you are...)
Welcome to my world, Ci Vediamo!
Regards,
El.NiNo
Now already 2am in the morning, waiting for another match to start Man U Vs. Roma, between this two teams, there were never a question of who am i supporting, the Devils. To be exact, i created this blog just because i can't find anything else to do to kill off the time.
I used to write once in a while in forums, e-mail, whenever, wherever just to wind-up those ARSE-nal and LIve-on-Ur-POO friends of mine.
SO..my friend, this blog is dedicated to all close friends of mine (You know who you are...)
Welcome to my world, Ci Vediamo!
Regards,
El.NiNo
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